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Sunday, April 17, 2011

HUMTUM- A TALK

She: “I am having proper life”

He: Right! That’s what you think!

She: No… that’s what everybody thinks!

He: who everybody? Your dad? Your mother? Or your all those stupid friends who think – ‘I don’t give fuck to the damn world’- who thinks you have proper life!”

She: Well, last one was right! My friends! But come on I THINK I have proper life.

He: Seriously? ‘You’ think? … … … … … … … Ok! Tell me what kind of eggs you like?

She: Huh…

He: I mean boiled, fried, half-boil or half fried… what kind of?

She: (smiling) well …any type!

He: No! that’s not the answer

She: Why … I mean…

He: shut up! What’s your favorite color?

She: Purple!

He: Good! Last to last summer it was Red!

She: Oh god! You sounds like Richard Gere in Runaway Bride!

He: what is your Mom’s favorite dish?

She: I don’t know!

He: Great, and you call this is Indian family?

She: Oh well! What do you want me to show?

He: I want to show you how redicoulsly you respond to your surroundings!

She: Ow Wow! Mr. Barve, you think I don’t react to my surroundings? At least you don’t say that ? I was the first who told you that you look like Hugh Grant!

He: No No…so many girls-in fact cheergirls said this to me when I was in college!

She: Oh god! Whatever … but I respond, didn’t I?

He: No but that was you respond for your feelings…

She: Yah! Feelings about my surroundings!

He: you can’t be serious, can you?

She: ….I am serious…say!

He: hmm…you are not same the way you were!

She: huh? Explain!

He: It’s like… In short and sweet way… You are Fake, now! Now don’t scream! (silence for minute)

She: yah! So true!

He: true? You mean you know that?

She: yes! Who knows it better than me?

He: Right! … so… you know it… you’re still following it?

She: yah, I am!

He: Tell me Honey what's up with you?

She: I was so natural when I was in love with you! But was that possible to go ahead with it?

He: Honey! That is like something was not possible!

She: yes! It wasn’t possible! And you know why it wasn’t possible? Because we did think for my family as well yours! And it was Me- Fake Me- since that time! And you know what if I wouldn’t be fake, then I might don’t think for your son, your wife and not even for my dad! At this moment we mite be together- like Americans! It just didn’t happen because I became Fake!

He: Oh God! You can still make me Speechless!

She: Hahahaha… yah I can, but it is just with you!

He: hmmm..

(surrounding is suddenly silent)

She: its late! Bye … you go to your hotel! I will take auto.

He: No, I want to drop you! It’s 8!

She: I am not kid anymore dear!

He: when were you, Miss?

Both laughed!

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